An Update on The New Recorded Sighting
We found the New Recorded Sighting information in a number of places on the internet. Unfortunately, the internet isn't so trustworthy, and we now have personal experience on the fact.
It turns out that FakeBrand NewsCast doesn't exist at all, which may mean the sighting never happened in the first place. We do, however, know for sure that Quacker RumorQuick exists; we've met her many times. Unfortunately, she is no more a reliable source of information than a nonexistent news group.